hey guys untill irish fix the server lets share national jokes from our countries )
i start if u dont minD ...
So Stalin wakes up in the morning and goes out on his balcony. “Good morning comrade Sun,” he says.
The Sun says, “good morning comrade Stalin, I trust you slept well.”
After lunch, Stalin goes for a walk. “Good day, comrade Sun,” he says.
The Sun says, “good day, comrade Stalin. I hope the day is going well for you.”
At sunset, Stalin goes out and and says, “good evening, comrade Sun.”
Nothing.
Annoyed, Stalin says, “I said good evening comrade Sun!”
The Sun replies, “fuck you! I’m in the west now!”

Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.

NiCe toO seE u Roman ))

LOL Nice jokes btw wb roman xD

Dad: son why the fuck you're painting your nails with girly nail polish ?

Son replies : yeah dad, after I finish, whenever I jerk off my hand looks like a girls hand and I feel like I'm getting a handjob from Kate upton.