This is the best one ever lmao -

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Why should you be unbanned? IM innocent it was my cat who used hack
I'll explain, I was playing suddenly from somewhere I wanted to pass urine. Then I went the toilet. When I was passing urine it was yellow in color I was afraid, then I went to drink water. Doctor said when we drink more water it will be white or transparent. At that time my dog thought it was musical instrument keyboard and he typed something at that time aimbot downloaded, when my mother came dog ran and his foot hits my boost and it falls on my keyboard. My mother was cleaning keyboard acciedently aimbot activated. Then my cat came and did something with mouse and killed 100+ players when I came back I saw myself as banned.
Yet, i didnt understand who really bad. My mother or cat or dog or may be water or urine ???
But I'm innocent and it won't repeated cuz I drink 20 cups of water daily
This is why all says 'Water is precious, don't waste it'
Unban me :-[ from now I won't pass urine bls

LOL who believe that ? :3
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So true so true!
Unban this guy.

I would say unban this guy, just cause the fact of his originality.

Im convinced




Lie
Go to hell

ill unban him as soon as I see him ingame, very convincing